PVP:The WORST gaming comic ever.

PVP sucks. No silly, not the actual player versus player combat of games, that would be a sacreligious thing to say anyway.

No, I mean the webcomic. It sucks. Brutally bad. The internet, no doubts has hundreds of webcomic rating from meh to worth reading, but PVP and the creator Scott Kurtz have earned a hated place in my heart for the simple fact that reading one of these comics to me, at least, gives me a sensation of deep hurting.

PVP is bland, boring and has a host of idiot whacky characters that are suppose to be enduring, but instead are all fictional poster children for genocide, torture and the utter destruction of both of Scott Kurtz hands. Scott himself is a terrible artist. Seriously, if you read a PVP comic you will NEVER see a character drawn in any other way but facing you. Garfield does that, and we all know Garfield these last 18 years have sucked horrily. Maybe Kurtz and Henson should team up, and print out their bland comics in every funny section of the newspaper to hurry to headlong rush of doom humanity is currently running.

Also, I hate the characters. The cast are the follow: A balding whiny 'old skool' gamer, his Mac obsessed sunglasses wearing jerk off of a friend, his annoying girl friend, the sterotypical teen power gamer (DIEOFAIDSDIEOFAIDS!) and the stupid fucking whacky monster guy. Apparently, these things have personalities. I can't see any, just ANNOYING REALLY ANNOYING dialogue. Occasionaly, Kurtz likes to take over and tell us about his whacky middle aged Dad in this modern world of techology. Of course, when you are reading a webcomic based on gaming you really don't care. We're here for the humour, pardodies of games and the chance the artist will draw the token gamer chick in something sexy.

Kurtz himself, personality wise, is a despicable blob of a man. He, along with his creepy buddy who created the equally overrated and obnoxious webcomic SinFest pretty much think they rule the whole webcomic community simply because they were the first ones that started putting their badly drawn crap onto merchandice. Scott Kurtz also seems to miss the point of many other webcomics, ones that actual have proper attempts of humour instead awful mac running jokes and Panda attacks.

If you ever see the man in person, dear reader, please inform him that CTRL-ALT-DELETE was a lot funnier just to watch the man himself personally aligh his gravity around him and attempt to harness the power of his ego to crush you. If you sort of like PVP, STOP READING IT NOW. Delete the damn URL from your favourites and look for VG Cats/CTRL-ALT-DELETE/Woody Comics for an actual laugh. You'll thank me after rolling your eyes.